Just paid my tuition…I love shopping online…I shopped for my education…hmm…since I used my computer I think I can write the bandwidth off…excellent…

Have you ever thought about where our money goes? like really goes? I figure this is how it works:

1. Money goes to bank

2. UW money people goto Bank

3. Big pile o’money made in Needless (that’s right…needless)

4. Mr. Johnson jumps into pile of money from a ladder…

5. Deans arrive and complain that he should’ve waited

6. Money is raked

I made up a little list of what Microsoft would have to pay me for the following items (costs in USD):

Run around with a Microsoft T-shirt for 1 day: $1,000

Tatoo for 1 year on my arm: $70,000 + cost of laser removal of tatoo

Run around with Microsoft T-shirt for 1 week (new one each day): $5,000 + $10 for lots of soap to get that smell yuckiness off of me

To insert the word ‘Microsoft’ into every conversation I participate in for 1 month: $50,000

To only say the word ‘Microsoft’ for 1 day:

ooooh…the demand grows:

Part 5: Two Lane Highway,download mp3

Part 6: My lost story,download mp3

he he he…it seems that you folks r getting mad at each other…I think another post by “Voter” will get a real flame war goin…

I have the topic for my next Poll, is “Should Mr.Jepson wear a speedo?”, please post your comments…

Yes, it should be big news by now but if you didn’t know:

Microsoft Canada donated $2.3 million CDN to UW engineering.

E&CE students will now have to use C#.

Strange init? There’s a lot of problems with this, the most obvious being that the students can only use MS to do their assignments and will need Visual Studio .NET

Any how, MS tried to do that to CS as well but the smart folks there haven’t commited to anything yet: minutes to a meeting

If you’re at UW and you don’t like what’s going

That whole UW selling out to MS is a big joke…this isn’t going to go over well for quite a while…http://uwstudent.org/msstory.html

Words can’t explain how much this sucks…oh wait: THIS REALLY SUX

Visit this URL (it gets its own window, that’s the importance): letter to CS

The last of my cousins, who were over, just left…my room is a mess and I gotta get all the cables all properified. There’s nerf guns, toy guns, plastic bullets, darts, network cables, network cards, wireless cards and what not lying all over the place…but I gotta head to work now and get some hardcore work done…

I was testing my Visors new Xircom wireless network card and I pinged a machine on my network…do you notice something weird?

Pinging 192.168.1.100 with 32 bytes:

Reply seq=0 ttl=30 time=40 ms

Reply seq=1 ttl=30 time=40 ms

Reply seq=2 ttl=30 time=40 ms

Reply seq=2 ttl=30 time=240 ms

Reply seq=3 ttl=30 time=230 ms

Reply seq=4 ttl=30 time=230 ms

Reply seq=5 ttl=30 time=210 ms

Reply seq=6 ttl=30 time=40 ms

Reply seq=7 ttl=30 time=40 ms

Reply seq=8 ttl=30 time=40 ms

Reply seq=9 ttl=30 time=40 ms

Reply

I get all philisophical in this little mp3, it’s about why I’m doing this…

Part 4: Philisophimical,download mp3

somebody is hitting the insensitive clod vote again and again…since I don’t actually run the server this site resides on, I can’t do much about spoofed IP addresses

so, here’s how it’s going to work, I saw 6 legit votes for ‘you insensitive clod’ in 4 days, so I’m going to just use simple variable calculus to extend and project what the final vote would have been and just eliminate all the extra clod votes.

So, to recap, that high number of insensitive clod votes are now m00t, but,

Here’s the rather boring sequence of the convo…but I know a few hardcores out there will like it.

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—–Original Message—–

From: oo7 l33t [mailto:t3singh@uwaterloo.ca]

Sent: Monday, August 12, 2002 10:42 AM

To: XXXXXX@mpaa.org

Subject: Problem

Please note: this email requires a prompt reply.

Hi there (let’s keep things friendly),

I got a phone call from my ISP today that says I had a movie on my server

that I didn’t have.

I have a coding and development

With some of the people mentioned in the vote out of town, I’ve decided to extend the vote by 2 days. So until Sunday. This should give them ample oppurtunity to catch up.

The things I do to generate media to entertain you…

Part 2: Talking,download mp3 (777 kb)

Part 3: Meow Meow,download mp3 (134 kb)

Ok, I promised ya’ll some content for today…bit of a story behind the content:

I was on my way back from Guelph when I decided that I wanted to talk and sing, but not alone, consider yourselves invisible passengers in this 18 part mini series created specially for your enjoyment. Please note, this was fun to make.

Part 1: Singing (like a horse),download mp3 (842 kb).

I will be posting the other parts over the day and so on…if I get good feedback then I’ll post them at a faster rate (good as

I was driving back from Guelph when I decided to record me talking to thin air…the 12 meg file that resulted will be available soon (broken into smaller chunks).

I have it from good authority (cousin and sister) that the recordings are highly embarrasing…all the better. They will be available without anything being cut out…unedited and unrated. Coming soooon.

Jepson has taken the lead in the polls and I think it’ll continue to grow late into the week. Here’s how the polls work:

You vote

Your IP gets recorded

A cookie gets placed in your browser

When you visit again, the page looks for the cookie.

If the cookie is found then the poll results are shown.

If the cookie is not found then the IP address is checked.

If the IP address is not found then the poll is shown, otherwise the results are shown.

Now…the IP is placed in a database and it expires over

Another poorly written article by me…

As fat and greedy baseball players began urgent talks to end the threat of a strike, many a fan noticed that they really don’t care anymore and perhaps they should just “go outside and play soccer” as one annoyed gentleman put it.

Yes, baseball has lost all its glamour as its players continue to think that they play an important role in society. Even chewing tobacco companies have lost faith in the players, “We’ve found that tobacco works great as

Turns out it was Mediaforce that did the replying…more on them soon and me talking to them =)

PS: I’ll have a transcript of my convo with the folks at the MPAA

I’ve been sending email to the folks over there and they’ve been replying promptly. In fact, they person I’m talking to is quite polite…but that’s probably because they have to.

(update, please read the news articles futher down before commenting on this one)

My ISP called me up minutes ago and told me that the MPAA had officially filed a complaint against me. Now get this, the complaint is for having Harry Potter on my computer. I’m not sure if it’s the movie or book or whatever but I did a search on various (individual) items on my computer and here are the results (these are strict searches, as in it searches for that word on its own):

Harry Potter (0 results)

Harry