Another poorly written article by me…

As fat and greedy baseball players began urgent talks to end the threat of a strike, many a fan noticed that they really don’t care anymore and perhaps they should just “go outside and play soccer” as one annoyed gentleman put it.

Yes, baseball has lost all its glamour as its players continue to think that they play an important role in society. Even chewing tobacco companies have lost faith in the players, “We’ve found that tobacco works great as soles for soccer cleats and so we no longer rely on baseball players to put our kids through college” said one spokesperson.