Just paid my tuition…I love shopping online…I shopped for my education…hmm…since I used my computer I think I can write the bandwidth off…excellent…

Have you ever thought about where our money goes? like really goes? I figure this is how it works:

1. Money goes to bank

2. UW money people goto Bank

3. Big pile o’money made in Needless (that’s right…needless)

4. Mr. Johnson jumps into pile of money from a ladder…

5. Deans arrive and complain that he should’ve waited

6. Money is raked back into giant pile and Deans take turns jumping into giant pile of money.

7. Money fight ensues until some over excited Dean sockes another in the ear and they both go home crying because nobody likes a wimp and a spoilsport.

8. Mr. Johnson splits the money among the departments and keep a little for “administrative expenses”

9. Excited Deans rub themselves with fists full of money while commenting on passing costs of new buildings onto students.

10. Dirty Money (from the rubbing) is then laundered.

11. Bribes are accepted from MS and a new cirriculum is conceived of…more money fights ensue.

12. Everybody goes home after a hard days work.

13. 4 month vacation

14. Repeat steps 1 through 14 until retirement

15. Get big fat pension, go home and roll in laundered money.

Of course…I could be mistaken…but oh wait…isn’t C# being taught now? Proof by example (I love my edumacation)