You know those magic tricks where a magician asks a member of the audience to hide a knife or nail under a paper bag or cup? Then you’re supposed to place other cups and paper bags around the knife covered one so the magician doesn’t know where the knife is. Then the magician crushes all the bags or cups that don’t the nail or knife.
How does he do it? Easy, hide a magnet in your ring or elsewhere and detect the metal.

Wow, long time since I’ve seen this show…awesome.

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupidity…if you’re not from the Southern Ontario area then you probably don’t know about ‘Bad Boy’ but let me fill you in.
It’s a fat guy (he’s lost lots of mass now) who goes around saying: “Who’s better than Boy Boy? Nooooooooooooooobody!”
The annoying thing is that they have ads with an english bloke wandering around asking people how much something costs. Course, the person on the street will guess something like $5,000 for a chair and a table. The guy then

Just got back from my Echo Cardiogram. It’s basically ultrasound but with your heart. I’m still fit as a fiddle!

What the heck is with these ‘gellin’ commercials? What does ‘gellin’ means? I guess it means “Feel good”…but, I think it has a deeper meaning.
A guy is watch golf on his new plasma TV and a baseball is fired through his window and plants itself into the screen; destroying it. The guy then opens his door, returns the ball to the kid. At no point does the man get angry, he seems down right happy.

Perhaps the meaning is: “Wear our soles and the gel will creep into your brain making you

Let’s see…I’m still pretty mad about ‘Meet the Fockers’ but I can’t keep complaining about that, can I? No, it isn’t right.
Let’s see then, oh, I can’t complain. I’m still happy from ‘The Lance Krall Show’ (episode 2) last night. It’s just so daaaaaaaaaaaarned good.
I got a chance to talk with the producer of the show yesterday and he seems to be a jovial fellow. He told me that the “Best Buddies” skit on the dock in Santa Monica was actually used in the Pilot that got

Oh, it’s on!

“mmmm…that clean!”

I was hesitant about this show when it first came out…why? Well, in case you didn’t know, Lance Krall played Kip on “The Joe Schmo Show”. I wasn’t sure what type of actor he was and his range.
After watching the first few shows I can’t wait for the DVD release. The characters are original, funny, and there is a lot of self deprecating humour. Excellent skit comedy! Reminds me a lot of Truthhorse…hopefully there will be more episodes.

“His powers are fake, the

Here’s a list of DVDs I’m looking forward to for the next little bit.

April 26th
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
Blade Trinity (The Blade Trilogy is also available on this day)
F for Fake – Criterion Collection

May 3rd
The Big Red One
Three’s Company – Season 4

May 10th
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou – Criterion Collection
Dune – Extended Edition
Appleseed

May 17th
Team America
Scrubs – Season 1

May 24th
Chappelle’s Show – Season 2
The Aviator

June 7th
Tears

This is primarily a complaint to you millions out there that messed the Universe up by going and watching “Meet the Fockers” (it doesn’t even deserve an IMDB link but here’s one -> .) (also directed towards the friends of Karin; but not Karin herself who, fortunately for Kyle, has an agreeable taste in movies).

First of, the first film, Meet the Parents, was pretty decent. It gave Robert De Nirothe opportinity to be in a comedy while playing his own serious self. Let’s be honest, De Niro

So I went and got myself a new Logitech mouse…I really should install the software as it doesn’t feel “right” as of yet.

I need a real life…everything I see and do seems to related to Math or Programming…it’s really wrong.

Help me!

Help me help you!

Canada overcame the Czechs in the 2nd overtime!!!!

Gold medal game coming up!

Kyle and I went to Toronto to bring my sister back from school. Her exams are done and so she’s back for the summer 🙁
The road trip was good though.

Geeez…last night there was an ad about how one would face their ultimate challenge ‘being abandoned on a beach alone’….ooooooooooooooooooooooh nooo!
‘Abandoned” with camera crew…for one night! Oooooooooh nooooooooo!!!!!!

There was a trailer on TV with angry music…angry metal music…completely inappropriate!!!

‘Singin In The Rain? To Be Released At Last

faith & hope can now officialy confirm that the next Mint Royale single will be their version of ‘Singin In The Rain’, as currently heard on the current Volkswagen GTi advert. Rumours surrounding the release have been appearing on the internet since the advert first ran in January with the sheer volume of posts on message boards (including the Mint Royale message board) prompting us to reconsider our plans and release the track.

faith & hope are delighted

Here’s a list of DVDs I’m looking forward to for the next little bit.

April 19th (tomorrow!!)
House of Flying Daggers
xXx – Special Edition

April 26th
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
Blade Trinity (The Blade Trilogy is also available on this day)

May 3rd
The Big Red One
Three’s Company – Season 4

May 10th
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou – Criterion Collection
Dune – Extended Edition

May 17th
Team America
Scrubs – Season 1

May 24th
Chappelle’s Show – Season

A quick little vent about The Matrix. Yes, it was a very original film (well, kinda…there’s another movie that escapes my mind but I liked that one quite a bit and it might’ve come before The Matrix).
Anyhow, everybody went crazy over the one scene where Neo dodges the bullet by doing the limbo. Looking back on the technology available at that time…the brothers made it way more complex than they needed to make it. They didn’t need still cameras, normal movie cameras would have sufficied and

Content software firm Adobe Systems is to acquire the web development software player behind Flash web software, Macromedia, for an estimated all-stock transaction valued at ?2.6bn (US$3.4bn).

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I’m very excited about this as both companies make solid products which already interconnect. Adobe can only make the products better! 🙂