Been hearing a lot about how you guys don’t know how to walk on ice. Listen up, you don’t walk on ice you slide on it. You can’t expect the world to change or conform to you just because you want to walk or run in a particular way. You need to take shorter steps, slow down a bit, bend your knees a bit and slide. My advice is to take your kids to an ice rink and just have them run around a bit so they’ll adjust for the future.

Although with global warming it’s likely they’ll never have to face snow again.