So this is like a place for…like my thoughts…and like stuff like that…yah knoooow?

Geeez, that’s quite valley girl, init? I bring up Valley Girls because I was writing a paper on some terms that are associated with Valley Girls when I wondered: What’s it like to be a valley girl?

Since all my valley girl friends are out on the West Coast and out partying at this time I had to deduce the answer on my own. The answer is of course: “Awesome, tee hee hee.” See, Valley Girls are ditzy, happy, and bouncy (usually in that order). So they’re in a perpetual state of bliss. Me, I’m in a perpetual state of bliss because I kick so much ass (but that’s just me).

That doesn’t answer the question entirely though as to be is not simply being. It’s also how people treat you. If your friends are all Valley Girls (I’m talking about a Valley Girl having Valley Girl friends, not myself with all my Valley Girl friends) then the environment is likely to be all fuzzy and warm and giggly and supportive. If you go to places outside the valley though you’re likely to run into people who make fun of you.

How do Valley Girls usually handle the people? Pouting and a “let’s go girls.” That’s right, Valley Girls know just to walk away cause if they stayed around they would kick ass with all the self defense classes they’ve taken.

Guys (the pigs they are, not me though, I’m a gentleman), are usually treating Valley Girls like their own little personal playthings and although some of the Girls think that’s ok, it’s not. You’re a person who deserves respect and…ha ha ha ha…oh, I couldn’t say that with a straight face. But seriously, stand up for yourself. Someday, you’ll marry that football star and live in a bright shiny house in the Valley with all the most amazing fashion in the world. Isn’t that just precious? *giggle*

Good night everybody and good dreamin’.