“You can’t have your cake and eat it too.”

You want to fight about it? Do you? Seriously? Who’s gonna take my cake? Which one of you is sneaking around to get my cake? If you touch my cake I swear I will kick you into the sun…I kid you NOT!

Really, why can I not have my cake and eat it too? I am currently (as I type this) planning on going downstairs and having cake with a tall glass of milk (cause short is well…short…I actually made fun of a girl a couple weeks back about her shortness…I even incorporated her name into the rhyme…it was really really mean but I’d been watching Scrubs and was feeling rather chipper…so beware…I make fun of you if you’re short…or tall…or normal…I don’t discriminate I make fun of ya’ll).

I will have my cake and I will eat it and I will drink it down with a glass of milk.

Oh, maybe that’s the condition…you can have your cake and eat it too…but only if it’s with something else…well that sucks. I guess I always have to have it with milk or something…or water? Oh that’s gross, water with cake? You might as well give up now.

Oh yeah, I meant you should give up on cake cause you’re obviously a loser.