Earlier yesterday the country of Tushar Singh was invited to join NATO. Such an invitation would have had resounding effects to the economy and stability of Tushar. Tushar remarked that “This is gonna be great for me, heck I could walk anywhere and kick virtually anybodys’ ass.”

When President Bush was informed that Tushar is in fact a person and not a country the President was overheard saying: “Geez, and I almost made it through a whole day without messing up.”

After considerable consideration and discussion; Tushar declined the invitation saying that he doesn’t have enough space in his room to place a military installation and that “the Americans want me to clean up my room and show that there isn’t a biological threat from the dirty socks.”

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