My boyfriend is in trouble again,
He got into a fight and got stoned on something,
I am sick of him and so I told him, get out of here,
And now I want a man like Putin.

A man like Putin, full of energy,
A man like Putin who doesn’t drink,
A man like Putin who wouldn’t hurt me,
A man like Putin who wouldn’t run away from me.

I saw him in the news yesterday,
He was saying the world was at the crossroads,
It’s easy with a man like him at home or out and about,
And now I want a man like Putin.

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that is a funny song 😛