Kyle informed me today that Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera hadn’t done anything in a while (turns out that Christina has) but…how long before Britney comes out with her “comeback album” and everybody realizes that she’s a has been…in other news:

Christina has released a new album that critics say show how she has risen from being a girl to a woman. Others (like me say) that she has undergone the full transformation to being able to legally stand on a street corner in Nevada.
Apparently she’s also looking for love, but when guys look for her all they find is a whole bunch of eye liner and hair.