He’s like an evil genius that’s telling his plan to Bond but it’s a good guy telling the evil guy. You did picked up the phone but you changed the clock because I found this paper on the ground and that meant that you really were in another time zone and so you really going back in time to kill so and so…na na naaaaaaaah!!!

I mean come on…if you were about to commit a crime and you knew that Columbo is around then you’d just take care of him first and bada boom…you’re in the clear.

Of course, that Murder She Wrote lady would probably show up.