It’s been 10 days since I updated but I thought it would be about time I

updated this skanky page. For quite a little while I was busy surfing the

net about the WTC, and I got tons and tons of hits to the site, plus I got

1000’s of emails telling me about new stories and such. Tons of good

encouraging things heard.

I’m updating right now cause I was cleaning my roooooom. Now the cool

thing about my room is that there’s tons of stuff in here and if I get

bored and I want to do something (and I’m not lazy enought to just sit

here) I have stuff do to. I got books, cartoons, music making devices,

planes, rockets, posters, N64, Nintendo, Atari (2600 of course), more

music listening stuff, my computers (Goldfinger, Thunderball, Dr. No),

flags, soft drinks, tons o computer stuff, movies, games, lego, hotwheels,

and that’s just what I can see from here (there’s a bunch of G4 boxes

blocking the rest of the room). So it’s quite acceptable to say that I

have a lot of cool stuff to do here.

But to continue I’m updating now cause while I was moving a book shelf

around I dropped it on my foot and so I’m recovering from the blood and

all the humanity of it.

Work is fun these days, I get my own server and computer to play on, I

get to build really really cool things. I also get to build an XML to

HTML tool in PHP that should be fun to make. But I digest (yes digest not

digress, booyaka). This upcoming week we’re getting new furniture so at

around 15:00 on Wednesday I have to pack my comp up and so I get out of

work at around 15:02 (it takes me a minute and a half to walk at a decent

speed to the door, tweee33t). Then Thursday I got no work and Friday

morning I don’t, but I do in the afternoon. I’m considering going in for

a few minutes to setup my comp and then going to Engscunt. I’ll have to

work that out with the proper people but I’m joining the Math team for one

primary reason: Norfolk. Sure there are other reasons but that is one

kicking frosh group.

I had dinner with some of them on Thursday and all of them are cool

(except that skanky whore Dan). I mentioned at dinner that it’s hard to

find people who can do hardcore 3d graphics, now again I digest. There

were two other hardcore graphics people (coding not XXX, but coding does

include coding XXX, aight?) at the table, Dan and Cherith. Now my Frosh

team Anjou kix ass, I mean we did win Math Scunt, but this is engScunt,

and Math is Math so yah. Ok that made no sense whatsoever but Norfolk is

supposed to make a strong showing and the frosh and leaders kick @ss so

it’ll be fun. B TH3R3.

Now a funny story: Kyle is a tubby b17ch. Aight. I downloaded Ali

G’s appearance at the 2000 Brit awards. He was presenting for Best

International Female and he called it Best International Punani.

Booyakasha. His new character (an Australian Tour Guide) is coming gonna

be revealed soon and it should be as good as Borat (for those of you who

have no ideer what I’m talking about ask me and I will get the media

explaining all this to you).

Now where’s Kyle? there he is, gonn4 whop his @ss sometime soon. But

just to let ya’ll know, Scunt is upcoming…that’s the most important

thing, gotta show them engin33rs y3t again that we know how to give 100%

(you can’t possibly give more than that, unless we consider 100% to be the

human average)

Which reminds me that I gotta get Dan his Monty Python

stuff back to him, yargh, thanks Dan.

This is a decently long update but let’s talk about some more fun

stuff. During the day on Thursday Kyle and I went to lunch, to Taco Bell.

Now I got waaaaay too much salt in my 7 layer, so we headed over to the

University to get some Coke (cause it’s cheaper there). Well not really,

it just happenned to coincide with M’s office hour and it was movie night.

The prior to this Kyle was over at my house (cause he got a ride home from

me) and we were sending out emails and making rude jokes and having a good

time in general. One of the emails we sent out was twisted and involved a

flag, a rubber duck, rocket engines, tic tacs, stuff toys, race cars, and

a flower. The next day we were walking around in the halls of math making

funny sounds when we met Erika (one of Kyle’s frosh and who happenned to

have a ton of final exams in her locker) when she mentioned our crazy

email. That’s when we saw Chris (you know, comfy lounge chris) and told

her that if she wanted crazy emails she should talk to Chris. Needless to

say I don’t think she wants crazy emails. Cause as you know Chris has

some twisted and crazy emails, booom boom.

That’s about it for now, a word about stuff like boom boom and

booyakasha, they’re included in there for posterity’s sake (I got that

from Princess Bride).

till later…oh yeah, Big Liam started singing the banned mathie

leader song on Sunday (two weeks ago), if you’re frosh and you want to

know why it’s banned: click here